Thursday 3 January 2013

The verdict on today's horoscope from Mystic Meg

Seeing as it's nearly the end of the day, I was planning on posting an update on Mystic Meg's stars for me today. It would have gone something like this:

Oh Meg, you really are a pile of crap, aren't you?! Your horoscope did NOTHING for me today. NOWT, you hear me?!

But I guess something sort of came true.

She told me "luck travels north".

About 20 minutes ago, I went to a petrol station NORTH of Derby city centre, bought a scratch card on a whim and won £4.

Meg, you have slightly got it right - but only because I'm clutching at straws.

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