Mystic Meg tells me how to get rich in 2013

As I was sitting down eating my toast this morning, I was flicking through The Sun's website (don't judge me) on my iPhone. Usually I will read about the goings-on in the lives of reality TV stars - that's easy reading in the morning - but then my eyes came across Mystic Meg's financial predictions for 2013...

I am by no means rich, though I would very much like to be. So I clicked on the page, scrolled down to Scorpio, and - voila! My guide to getting rich in 2013 (please excuse my bad paint job - I just wanted to highlight it to you!):

Okay, so let's try and analyse this.

What I like about Mystic Meg is the way she, shall we say, is rather specific. There's no vagueness when it comes to our Meg.

According to Meg, this year (or next year, shall we say. There are nine hours left of 2012) I have to do the following if I want to win big cash:

1) Pay attention to present and past relationships, for they can lead me to family legacies. (I don't get this. Really, I don't.)
2) Start writing down memories... (But then what? Enter them into some literature festive? The Pulitzer Prize?)
3) Try and finish tricky puzzles. (I give up after five minutes. Must change that.)
4) Buy a Lottery ticket while on holiday. (With any luck, I should be going on holiday in April.)

Now of course, winning isn't the only way I can get richer in 2013. There is also the opportunity to earn more:

1) Make or design something at home. (This blog? That's a start. Though I don't see how I will earn money from it.)
2) Set my own goals in my existing job. (Already done. I aim to have a good career.)

And now saving up:

1) Research antiques. Look out for antiques. Get rich from antiques. (It's a good job my friend and I have applied to go on Bargain Hunt.)

So there we go, that's what I have to do in 2013 to get more money. I'm a bit disappointed Meg hasn't given me any lucky Lottery numbers though.

Rx